“DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS!!”Reverse Gender Stereotypes at the Gym
this is the best thing i have ever seen.
yes
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Man, Luke Skywalker has really gone off the rails.. yikes..
Sometimes I think I should do crystal meth and then I’m like, “eh. Better not.This episode though (via republicofjazmonia)
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles
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I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
90,000 notes on a post i made because klaine broke up
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JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
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It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
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Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
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